Sorry for not reporting that Anna Nicole Smith died a week ago today, but really… the five of you who probably gave a crap about this little news-nugget already knew! But now MS is involved since her ‘Charlie's Angels goes sci-fi’ movie is now dead, too.

The campy B movie called Illegal Aliens (which Anna Nicole even helped bankroll) was cancelled by director, David Giancola. "I don't think it's appropriate, based on the content of the film, to be screening it at this time," he said Friday. "We didn't think people would find it funny. It's a comedy, and it's her making fun of her public persona. So much of it is riffing on Anna and her riffing on herself, I just don't think, with her passing, it's appropriate to screen it so quickly after her death." But apparently it is going straight to DVD in May...

The flamboyant Smith, 39, was found unconscious last Thursday in a Hollywood, Fla., casino-hotel and declared dead shortly after. Now here’s a story of redneck-to-riches that has gone awry! The former Playboy playmate (who started her fine career as a topless dancer in Houston), whose Guess jeans ads and notorious marriage to billionaire Howard Marshall II got her into the limelight that she loved so much, has admittedly done much more than most people thought she would. Aside from starring in films like The Hudsucker Proxy and Naked Gun 33 1/3, she’s also had her own top-rated show on E! Of course on the flipside, the chic had more legal troubles than you could shake a double D booby at… which included issues with the inheritance and Marshall’s son, TrimSpa and even the paternity of her new baby Danielynn. Add to that the death of her son Daniel last year (which you’ll all remember from The Anna Nicole Show) and a rumored marriage to her lawyer, Howard Stern (not the disc jockey, the simpering geek from her show) and you’ve got one big ole' ball of white-trash crazy. Hell, even her death is a big freakshow with all its speculations and theories. But we guess the ride is over now, so “move along people… nothing to see here!”