Okay, we’re having a little Friday fun here at MovieSquad and decided to give out an award for most full frontal nudity in mainstream films... and the undisputed winner, the most ‘showing-his-johnson’ actor... goes to hot Scot Ewan Mcgregor!

His penis has thrilled audiences in such groovy films as Trainspotting (where it made it’s movie debut), The Pillow Book (an artsy moving film that you must see, and not just because of his 'unit'), Velvet Goldmine (it looked so glitzy and glamorous in this David Bowie-esque film), and most recently in Young Adam (it was originally cut… ouch!... from the film until Ewan protested so much that they put it back in). We’re probably even missing one or two sightings, as his penis sure does love the spotlight. Hell, it even has its own homage HERE (which it truly deserves) and you can check out his list of nude films HERE if you want to make a weekend of it.

For those nominees that didn’t win, we offer the consolation prize of the knowledge that we will forever see the image of your penis when we look at you, even when you are dressed. You can’t erase the picture once it’s there! Harvey Keitel made a fine showing in The Piano... literally, Richard Gere’s thingy has made a few peek-a-boo appearances over the years (An Officer and a Gentleman being the first time many of us discovered the pause and rewind buttons on our VCRs), and finally Malcolm McDowell for his amazingly unselfconscious willy-wagging in Caligula (although this one is borderline porn, so really should’ve been disqualified but deserves mentioning). Wondering who else has flashed some flesh? You can see a fine list of nudity in mainstream films HERE.

As for our esteemed winner, if we can somehow talk Ewan (and his penis) into coming to accept our Golden Johnson Award (of course we’ll have to ‘make’ an actual statue… or visit the local sex shop for a golden substitute) we’ll for sure take lots of pictures for our dear readers. Especially of the celebrity signing. Happy Friday!